TheUnknownAggregate's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[SBCv2 Makes A Rap]

News flash:

You suck at rap. Text to speech engines aren't meant for rappin' and it shows. Plus you're so damn full of yourself you can't see why people hate anyone with "Strawberry" and "Clock" in their alias.

StrawberryClockV2 responds:

Whoa, whoa, whoa, dawg ...
Before you go back home to your watery bog,
You should hear the Clock straight,
Because you got your facts wrong mate.
V2 is in the house, you can't see me!
Your movies suck, you must be on LSD!
If you think you can do a much better rap,
Then let's do a rap faceoff and hear your own crap,
I'm the Prince of the Portal, I'm the King of the Streets,
You're just a peasant, you can't make any beats.
What kind of name is The Unknown Aggregate?
You should be called The Uncrowned Fag, ay mate?
Before you try to retaliate your crappyness with yet another whine,
I'm going to own you with my very own V2 sign!

*lifts up the V2 sign*

[Pube Muppet On The Bus]

Okay people...

Why is it when I make something new and original or at least decent it almost gets blammed yet shit like this makes it through with a score of 2.91? I mean, fuck. My anti-Pube Muppet flash looks and sounds hundreds of times better than this and other PM movies and it has less than half that score.

I don't know exactly what you do to get high scores for crap but it's gotta stop.

You IMed me earlier about insulting "B". I did so for good reason. I don't care how many sheep from your flock blindly praise it, it doesn't belong on the Portal where the voting system is supposed to favor GOOD flash movies. So go ahead, bring on the "crucifix". What are you going to do, nail my IP address to it?

Loser.

StrawberryClockV2 responds:

That's because I'm the Prince of the Portal and you're just the Clock-loathing, PM-hating, LSD-taking poopface that nobody cares about. I mean what is "Night Trippin'" supposed to be? Pube Muppet is cool, almost jazz like. In fact if he existed, I'd go to him and ask him "Hey Muppet, what's the French for va-va-voom" and he'd say "Yummy yummy ass excrusions!"

Long story short, I'm the Prince of the Portal and you ain't.

*lifts up the V2 sign*

[I <3 clocks!]

Oh wow, you actually made a Flash movie

that isn't childish scribbles or random pointless JPEGs.

See? you can do better than crap! Crap just pisses people off!

I know you're not really the King of the Portal (everyone know's it's Tom Fulp) but if you're going to lie to everyone about it at least act like one and develop decent Flash skills!

[sss]

Congratulations

Obviously you've somehow figured out how to randomly pick JPEGs and GIFs off of the Internet (with brownie points for learning how to import into Flash!). That means your skills verge only slightly on the computer illiterate.

Now take your worthless skills and at least try to make decent Flash!

[SBC Review Commentary 3]

Meh

SBC your bitching is not funny, though the way you exert your authority over TurdClock is funny in a sick twisted way.

[Extravaganza!]

Wow! That was really funny!

Out of all the flash movies I've seen where people act retarded this one is the best I've seen so far! I like how the looping animation fit nicely with the music. Were you guys on a sugar high or just bored? LMAO.

KillerBorf responds:

Ha. We made the music too. Genius, eh?

[Rape Bus]

What the hell?

Wow that was new and interesting. Thank you for inspiring me in many ways never to drop acid :)

[Cool Things 660]

I don't care what AngryMan thinks

Don't you have better things to do with your time?

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

I think its pretty obvious that I don't.