TheUnknownAggregate's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[(2004) BoogieMonster]

how not to confront a boogie monster!

Yeah this had that particular 4 am bored and tired flavor. But that's what made this funny.

Where'd the boogie monster come from BTW, Special Ed?

["Gremlins"]

Great. Scary gremlins that dance.

How long did this take you to make, 5 minutes? I'm sorry but a quick Flash made with a short looping animation and a theme song doesn't cut it here.

Fishtank responds:

3 min.
>: (

[Window]

Poor guy

Microsoft claims on their web site that they are dedicated to "legacy application compatibility" but if they rework Longhorn too much that just might happen! From what I've heard, plenty of games already will not work with it well....

The interesting thing also is that the same thing can literally happen to modern Linux systems, where if you remove the right files (e.g. the shared object linker /lib/ld.so) any program compiled in "shared object" form literally can't run (unfortunately on modern systems, about 95% of all programs). But at least the open source nature lets you know how it works and fix it (duh, put the file back!), something Windows Update will never offer for Windows so that we're at the mercy of Microsoft's discretion.

Am I the only one who misses the days where in Windows 3.1 one could manually install drivers by modifying AUTOEXEC.BAT, CONFIG.SYS, SYSTEM.INI and WIN.INI to their own discretion and experience?

At least computers today do not conform (yet) to the ARDTSRI (Advanced Remote Developer & Tech Support Revenge Interface) Specification or else the events could come true!

[Pot Is Bad For You]

That is so uproariously funny

even if the graphics were (intentionally?) drawn to look as if scribbled by a 5-year old. In some sections though the screaming was kinda distracting.

[Forehead Shavecut]

Ha ha ha haa!

Wow that was incredibly funny! Keep up the random work!

[Popsickles And Coybows!]

that made no sense

which is probably the point, right? That's what really makes your movie funny. the part where you introduce the cute dancing popsicles was the funniest in a really stupid cute kind of way, especially in the voice acting. the looping was perfectly done too, in fact it was seamless.

[Windows Noises]

Hey that's pretty good!

I wouldv'e never thought of that especially since those WAV files are the first things I delete to save space!

[bob_and rayman]

So you think my movies are crap...

and yet your movies look and sound worse as if hardly any effort was put into it? Hm... sounds like a StrawberryClock devotee to me!

wallpaperman responds:

hehe, you are such a bighead, and have a D+ batting average hahahahaha thats the worst there is hahahahha the worst, THE WORST HAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAH (btw there's no such thing as E+ so it's the worst)
THE WORST!!!!!!!!!!!