TheUnknownAggregate's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dailytoon #463]

Berenstein Bears

Fine, mark this abusive too. Berenstein Bears. That's all this is. Berenstein Bears. No, the stock Star Syndicate intros and loader don't count. Berenstein Bears. Other NG users viewing this are not missing much. Berenstein Bears. I'm being insightful by letting others know what they will be rewarded with after sitting through all the stock intros. Berenstein Bears. Sorry if the truth hurts. Berenstein Bears.

Now stop making Dailytoons, you're obviously out of ideas and out of worthwhile material to showcase. Come back when you have something to showcase that's worth people's time to watch.

[don't let the 1 minute of intros fool you, sit and watch it to the end before you delete this post as hateful and irrelevent]

TheStarSyndicate responds:

What's wrong with Berenstein Bears? I don't see the problem here.

[Ducktails Adventure 22]

Not worthwhile

This has background music and a looping motion tween. A worthwhile flash movie has a story, animation...

you know what I'm not going to waste my time repeating myself you obviously don't intend to submit anything other than 5-minute motion tween MP3 music wonders called "ducktails" so I'm not even going to show any compassion or mercy for your artistic wonder. I'm just going to vote zero, and that's that. And I advise anyone else about to click the Review button to simply not waste their time, this author doesn't care.

I'm not saying this just to be a jerk, every episode of "Ducktails" from this author is just as bad. A song, a motion tween, and that's it. It's kind of hard to write something constructive to an author that clearly doesn't care. I see the Kitty Krew put more effort into "Pikachu Surfing" than this, and that series is little more than crude brush drawings, speakonia and motion tweening Pokemon GIFs to tell some kind of nonsensical story one microsecond at a time. Yes, that right: you are JUST AS BAD as the Kitty Krew. Hurts, doesn't it?

I'm going to tell you the same thing I tell the Kitty Krew: This is Newgrounds.com, a site for Flash movies that are interesting, new, creative, or worthwhile to keep. This is NOT a kitty litter box. This is NOT a public toilet. This is not a site for you to just make up shit and throw it to see if it sticks to the wall. If you can't come up with something worthwhile to watch here, then don't submit anything at all. Stop wasting people's time and bandwidth. Thank you.

livelavalive responds:

im hurt

[Ducktails Adventure 6]

Well not quite...

"this episode is about space and time warps"

More like a waste of the time and space continuum. All you did was animate a very slow rotate into a spiral. Well, what was the point of that exactly? The overall feeling is kind of slow, creepy, and spaced out, I'll give you that. But I have to ask, so far, what is the point of this whole series? Each episode so far has been a song, some background, and a motion tween. That's it. The series so far has been utter junk. The Kitty Krew puts more effort into their Pikachu Surfing series than this, and that's not really much effort at all. Know what I mean?

And speaking of bad Flash animation, what the hell are you doing in your title screen that makes Flash run so slooowwwww with only a few images? I have a fairly beefy computer and the animation isn't able to finish in time with your intro music.

livelavalive responds:

what

[DailyToon #451]

There is only one thing interesting about this

None of the animations are interesting or even show any sign of effort. They all look like something thrown together in about 5-10 minutes. SO let me ask about the only thing you caught my interest in... what retro videogame did you get that music from?

TheStarSyndicate responds:

For your information, BUDDY, that intro/menu music was a composition I created specifically for the funeral of one of my good friends. It took a lot of energy out of me and was perhaps the single most stressful process I have gone through in my entire life. This was no "videogame".

Fuck you.

[Impromptu Rainbow Collab]

Not all that interesting.

Most of this stuff is junk, but I did get a good laugh over your artistic impression of the guy on YouTube having orgasmic fits over filming a double rainbow in Yosamite, so I'll give you that.

Pop-Tart responds:

Well at least you liked my part.

[DownWithPubeMuppet!Remake]

Not a bad parody at all

The only two things you need work on in this parody is the bad looping music and the movieclip of the hair flying off when he gets shaved, it looks and sounds pretty bad compared to the original.

I'm humored someone actually parodied my animation :)

WonkyTonkBotty responds:

Umm, thanks, despite the 0, lol!

I parodied it because I found it hilarious even though it was anti PM, and I couldn't get a GOOD sound clip of the Jaws tune. :(

[cc - sbc reads bbs pt2]

Sorry

A static drawing of SBC isn't going to cut it.

And for God's sake if you're going to quote forum posts put the correct link in the SWF:

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8 85020/1

sirtom93 responds:

Its changed.

[The Crap Of Death.]

Glad to see this

The effort I put into helping you finish this really paid off in conveying that the poor guy is REALLY REALLY CRAPPING HIS BRAINS OUT. Ha ha hahaha.

Mistakes:
* You forgot to list me as a co-author of this movie
* You forgot to list "Crap of death" from the audio portal as the "music" this used

FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

I didn't forget.... lol, this isn't the final version... but I will go ahead and do that. :)