TheUnknownAggregate's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Impromptu Rainbow Collab]

Not all that interesting.

Most of this stuff is junk, but I did get a good laugh over your artistic impression of the guy on YouTube having orgasmic fits over filming a double rainbow in Yosamite, so I'll give you that.

Pop-Tart responds:

Well at least you liked my part.

[[KK] BFK Climbs Mountains]

As usual

A KK produced flash that's obvious spam.

But at least this time, you did something that does a good job symbolizing how you're obviously in a limbo of not trying hard enough and failing to achieve your goals i.e. you suck at life :)

Well that's what I read from an animation of a cat that perpetually climbs and falls anyway... the use of a song like "Climb every mountain" only makes it ironically funny

[[PP] rly good spriteFIGHT]

Er, no

Sprite and Coke are both Coke products. A better "Sprite" fight would involve Coke products vs Pepsi products vs other brands on the market. Try again.

Pixonimateo responds:

shut the fuck up

[Epileptic Collab 3]

Wow, thanks!

For those of us with old LCD monitors and stuck pixels this is the perfect remedy. Just run it full screen XD LOL :)

[DownWithPubeMuppet!Remake]

Not a bad parody at all

The only two things you need work on in this parody is the bad looping music and the movieclip of the hair flying off when he gets shaved, it looks and sounds pretty bad compared to the original.

I'm humored someone actually parodied my animation :)

WonkyTonkBotty responds:

Umm, thanks, despite the 0, lol!

I parodied it because I found it hilarious even though it was anti PM, and I couldn't get a GOOD sound clip of the Jaws tune. :(

[[KK] Cant touch this]

Typical KK submission

Spamming the portal again.

To other reviewers here: Don't waste your breath with "you're halfway there" "more effort" etc. it's pretty obvious these people don't care. They live to spam the portal and they have no intention of improving their flash animation skills.

Steff responds:

Whatever.

[DailyBonk#003]

Typicak Kitty Krew style

All this does is prove that you're too lame to even animate fellatio when you mean to be crude and vulgar. You're too lazy to even cut out the animation so it goes into his mouth, you can't even do a "hurr hurr he/she/it sucks cock" joke properly! It only reiterates what all your submissions show which that you're all a bunch of lazy trolls who think spamming the portal is funny.

I think it's time for the KK to be IP banned from ever submitting to the portal again (if that's possible).

[Teen Titans Hentai Tut]

Eh....

I see you're good at being blatantly offensive for kicks, which got a few laughs out of me. Hope black people don't stumble across this one... hoo boy...

basically you only get a 4 because I really hate the Teen Titans and I like movies that do horrible things to them :)

[House of 1000 Cats]

Yesss!!

Nice action, animation, drama, oh yes and I love the anti Kitty Krew plotline! Flash isn't for cats! (LOL)

[Reese's Pieces ad remake!]

Hey not bad!

I haven't heard that one in ages...

Up the framerate and it'll look even better,