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Glad to see this

The effort I put into helping you finish this really paid off in conveying that the poor guy is REALLY REALLY CRAPPING HIS BRAINS OUT. Ha ha hahaha.

Mistakes:
* You forgot to list me as a co-author of this movie
* You forgot to list "Crap of death" from the audio portal as the "music" this used

FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

I didn't forget.... lol, this isn't the final version... but I will go ahead and do that. :)

No, you suck

If you're going to make a flash movie saying the LL sucks at least make it a GOOD flash movie not a simple dumb loop. In fact I bet the LL will read this and do precisely that: make a real good "SS sucks" movie. Oh oh better get started on a good one! :)

malefictus responds:

Shut it frenchie

Hey this is actually funny!

Given the reputation that anything involving text to speech and the word "pube" in it has, I hope people don't blam this. It looks like you actually put some good work into it. This is the first Pube Muppit/Piggy/Gonzo/etc. movie I've ever seen where someone took the time to add details to the pube gang too!

InsulinpumpClock responds:

It wasn't blammed. It was hours out of judgment when you reviewed it but it was pretty raped. It's kind of one big popularity contest here and I'm not interested in reputation although I kind of thought by now I could hope for something more then just barely passing judgment. I know you're trying to be nice and I appreciate it but It's not much of a motivator or a vote of confidence at this point.

I'm aware that about 99 percent of the material that came from pube muppet movies was shit and as far as I know I'm the only one who has made any in the past few years and for the most part they were completely different then any of the other ones made by anyone else and I wish people could have something else to say other then comparing it to something else. I am sorta surprised that anyone's ever heard of it actually, if they have signed up recently. Not that it matters. Everyone talks and talks about it like it was a HUGE part of the movie when it wasn't. They were just there to put the story together. They weren't important and there was other things going on. Thanks for the review though. I do appreciate it. I guess I'm just in a bad mood.

Nice!

What software did you use to render that?

thelonelyduck responds:

3DS Max 8 and Mental Ray

You have a good song and good idea

The only thing that ruined it is that you used static images or looping animations that were obviously copied and pasted and don't really do much. I mean if you want to portray elves that are pissed at santa at least have them do something besides stand stiffly in one place. Put a little more work into it, ok? And maybe you might get higher scores if you animate something more interesting like the elves rioting and burning down the toy factory.

Sunrie responds:

Which would be all fine and well if this was something I created now. I'm much more efficient with Flash now than I was when I created this.

I used looped animations and keyframing on purpose

LOL oh yeah that was funny when I came across that

JonCampbell works at Microsoft now as a software tester for Vista and I saw that on one of the builds he brought home. I was humoured too that Vista couldn't get it's fat ass past the installation program (I say fat because it takes 15 seconds of thrashing the DVD-ROM drive for setup.exe to even get the window on the screen!). I agree that Vista is not something I want to depend on (why waste 512MB barely running Vista with the pretty sidebar if I can make better use of it with Linux?) but some people might have a problem with the fact that you're basing "Vista sucks" solely on that one build that couldn't even get past install.

jpoke89 responds:

Yeah, i'm sure some of the people voting down on this entry just don't like the fact i'm bashing windows based on the failed setup. wich is UNTRUE! I have used Vista before, and it still sucked. so yea. thanks for the review!

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Well that was pretty stupid

LinkanMedia responds:

Yes. Buf funny stupid.

Please stop submitting these Daily Toons!

Nobody wants their daily feed of crap!

Mr Coolboyman, I can also tell you don't have a shred of flash skills, every one of these crap daily toons you've submitted so far has had some cartoon character who wants to have gay anal sex with another character and it's the same stupid shit every time. First Inuyasha, now Grimm? How dare you make fun of shows like that! (I happen to like Inuyasha) What would a representative of Death want with gay sex anyway? You don't even bother to animate the mouth as they talk, you just paste some JPEG of some crappy webcam screenshot and hope people can track the conversation with some horizontal line!

TheStarSyndicate responds:

They were JPEG's they were PNG's smart ass.

Funny, in a racist way

Although if you know a few tricks most of those tests can be accomplished.

I know nothing was expected to be input into the text box but I put "sushi" anyway (yes, what little Japanese I know). The "click to 100" test was easy: right-click and uncheck "play" in the context menu then you have all the time you need to count to 100 (might want to fix that, LOL. Look it up in the ActionScript dictionary there's a way to disable the context menu).

Odaroo responds:

XD
Sorry man, 2nd flash here

Thanks for your review man,
I'm getting through becoming a great one

^^;

So unlike the movie...

everyone ends up in jail and slacks off?

Average Clock animation quality, nothing special there, though having the subtitles scroll was new and original.

DarkMatterClock responds:

uh..thanks i guess?

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