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Very nice!

Pros: A solid game design with solid programming and no bugs or glitches that I could find. Animation, graphics, and dialog are all very well done and the gameplay is challenging.

Cons: The dialogue. This game reminds me why I stopped playing console games right after the N64 era, right when they started getting all cinematic like a game wrapped around a movie script (because suddenly they could fit a lot more onto the CD-ROM :). It's fine when you're moving right along through the game but goddamn annoying when you're stuck on a harder level and you get to hear for the 20th time the same dialog about how so and so will deploy the tire spikes and ready the helicopter, etc. It's like watching the same subsection of a movie over and over again. Why can't these types of games omit the dialog after so many repetitions, with maybe a button to turn it back on?

Evil-Dog responds:

yeah turning off uncritical dialogs once you heard them could be good

Clever

It's not complete, so it's not a "game" it's a "gam" LOL

OK joking aside, if you're going to submit games at least complete them and put in more than one level. Ok?

yellowishkitten responds:

ruffy

Liar!

See, it's pretty obvious you're just spamming the Portal when you had it named "Cute kittens, click here to relax and chill out a bit" or something like that during judgement and then you retitle it something hateful just to piss people off once it passes. It's also pretty obvious when so many people supposedly came together as "co-authors" of this piece of crap.

In fact, I would suggest that the admins of this site might consider writing code to flag submissions as possibly spam if both of the above apply, so that admins can check in on it and remove it efficiently. That would stop a lot of KK crap like this short, and then the KK would eventually find better things to do with their time or at least stop treating this site like their kitty litter box.

KovioXZ responds:

there are no co authors? and this isnt a kk flash?

Nice!

I like the graphics in this (do you have Photoshop or something equivalent?)

Be aware though people like me running Firefox will be presented with a file download box and an extra browser tab just to launch WinAMP :)

FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

I know i have Firefox as well.

Sorry

Newgrounds is not the place for screen savers. But at least you're original.

C360 responds:

screen savers are neglected pieces of art or shit now a days created by the most depressed and lonely people on earth

This might be a bit controversial to some

and even if it's not, there's not much to this game anyway.

automatic responds:

There's not supposed to be much to it. It's just a quick little joke.

How concise

I bet you have a large database of masturbation jokes too.

I would write a better review but you're just probably going to laugh me off as "gay", so too bad.

eddiebalin responds:

Large database of masturbation jokes? You mean like:

A father concerned that his son is masturbating too much turns to his son and warns

"Son, you know, if you masturbate too much you'll go blind."

The son turns to the father and sez "don't worry, pop, I'll only do it till i need glasses"


BTW thanks for giving me a well-deserved ten for the graphics.

Nice Job!

The controls are a little difficult to manage though...

TheLizard responds:

Yea I am adding an option for those people who like using up and down to play soon.

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